patrick roy should come out of retirement for one game so jimmy howard could lay a sweet goalie smackdown on him
what I wouldn’t do for that to happen.
HELLO! ARE YOU TRYING TO WIN BLAHBLABLAH? ( in a very excited,”you-just-won”voice)
yes!
SORRY YOU ARE NOT THE RIGHT CALLER.
motherfuckers.Why would you do that to me?
Shit Canadians Say, eh?
eh eh eh FUCKING EH
why do you say soda it’s pronounced pop
OH my god. This literally made my entire week. I’m moving to canada.
“ROCK A PISS”
lol
“you rawk a piss, i’m gonna rawk some mitchell
Fookin a
Me: I don’t wanna wear this costume, I feel like a slut.
Roomie/girlfriend of party host: You better wear it, everyone is wearing a costume like that. I’m gonna be dressed up you better wear that so you aren’t the only one not dressed up for Halloween.
My friend & I were the only ones in costume til like 1am when all the sororisluts showed up. My roommate wasn’t dressed up.
I still have fricken nightmares about that night. The looks we got omg.
